Meet The World’s Loneliest Guy. Enthusiastic, well-meaning, and spectacularly useless at absolutely everything. Think of him as the Ed Wood of everyday life, someone who throws himself headfirst into every task with the confidence of a champion and the results of a disaster. Don’t feel too bad for him though. He has earned every bit of what’s coming.

His day kicks off in a cramped city apartment with a phone call and a simple mission: pick up a laptop and projector from the office, get to the King Conference Centre, and set up a training session for the Doctors Behind Proctology. A deadline is involved. Things go sideways almost immediately, starting with a flat tyre and a series of transport decisions that are all, in their own special way, wrong.

Guiding him along the way is Miles the Malicious Narrator, a hostile, gleefully unreliable voice who misdirects, misleads, and thoroughly enjoys watching The World’s Loneliest Guy’s plans unravel in real time. Miles is not his friend. Nobody really is.

At the office he’ll cross paths with his so-called BFF, a companion who is there exclusively to take credit and avoid blame. By the time they reach the conference centre, The World’s Loneliest Guy is behind schedule, flustered, and being “helpfully” directed straight into a series of blunders. Governor Grover Hardcastle is waiting at the end of it all, and he is not impressed.

Training Day is the first chapter in The World’s Loneliest Guy’s adventures. It drops players into a branching, replayable story full of bad decisions, worse timing, and a cast of characters who exist primarily to make one man’s life more difficult. Which, honestly, he kind of deserves.